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It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...
I know who’s listening to what songs.
I go into the kitchen. My sister is cooking. It smells of food in the air.
Sister: Two thousand years.
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