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 04.07.2016
I had a friend (D) who wanted a beautiful body, bronze muscles, so that every t-shirt in the store went to him. And then it was a month, two, three, and he was getting thicker and thicker. The fat has already begun to deposit on the sides, so that it could not be overlooked. I could not stand and asked.

Tim, what kind of shit? You fat, where are all those muscles you talked about?

D. Blin, yes, I can’t understand myself, like I drink geiner, everything as written. A glass in the morning, a glass at night.

How much – how much already?

D is what?

I am a stang. What is more? You are going to the catch. Why do you drink Gynectrol?

D – What? What else do I need to go on the go? ? to ! to ! to



It turned out that he thought that in order to pump, you just need to drink a geyser and keep sitting behind the comp. What he did!
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