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 07.07.2016
Yesterday in the entrance hanged an announcement about the disappearance of a cat named Moon. About how she fell out of the window and now cannot apparently find the way home.
XXX: About how she is probably scared somewhere in the bushes.

Now above that ad hangs the advertisement of computer master Vladimir.
The computer master Vladimir is a fox without a drop of human in the shower.
Vladimir, I will find you and break you.
Just run out of town, Vladimir.
YYY: @turbojedi Finally, there was an excuse for an adult man to say, “I am retaliating in the name of the moon!”
Source: http://bash.im
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