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 07.07.2016
stebanoid: In the landing module of the Union spacecraft on the side there is a hole to get out of it. How do astronauts get there on Earth?

Dr_trans: They are injected there while they are small. then feed through the technological holes with pasta, and through the cracks - blines. When an astronaut grows up, he is launched into space.

Tagged with: eco!

Dr. Trans: It is true. Therefore, there are often several astronauts in one KA.

Well, they took and burned the main secret of Roscosmos. And the astronauts are sent to flight as soon as they grow a scapandra.

dr_trans: It not just grows, it hardens. by HITIN!

Spelller: Yeah yes.
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