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 07.07.2016
Office of the FSB in one of the regional centers. The boy comes to the CPC and says he wants to get arranged. I say I have a diploma, a tower, an IQ and all that. Well, his shut up... He nodded a little more and said:
Can I go to the toilet?
The officer permitted and led. There are 2 doors. The boy went out to another, climbed a couple of floors, and enters a random office.
Hi, I wanted to go.
The Colonel is sitting:
I’ll go to your office now, I’ll call you.
Shortly in that cabinet decided that the tipok came as if from the colonel and was immediately taken.
It works. Then when everything opened up... decided to shut up, otherwise everyone would have come.
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