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 08.07.2016
The story of a distant years from the adolescence of my friend. Evgeny was 16 years old at the time. He just finished 10th grade and the holidays have just begun. One day, a classmate invited him to his house.

I went with the friend’s father. At the village they were already waiting for the mother and sister of a classmate (17 years old), as well as a family of relatives. First he helped them in the garden. Then they went swimming on the river with the whole company: there were swimming, and music, and entertainment.

In the evening, Eugene and his friend were laid on the floor on the first floor. Nearby - in another room - his parents slept, and a friend's sister remained on the second floor (the family of relatives had already left for the city). He could not sleep for a long time because the mosquitoes were biting him. When he woke up a friend, he told him to go up to the second floor and take a mosquito remedy in the form of a spiral to burn. She was supposed to lie on the bedside of her sister’s bed.

To avoid noise, he quietly climbed up to the second floor. When he opens the door, he discovers that the sister of his friend has masturbated in the light of the lamp. First there was a pause, then this girl wrapped herself in a blanket, covered her face with her hands and apparently wanted to run out of the room. But my friend preceded her with his phrase:

I see nothing shameful. Everyone is masturbating. I just wanted to do this before sleeping, but only mosquitoes got it.

After that, he approached the cellar, grabbed the remnants of the mosquito spiral and went down to the first floor.

After that incident, they began dating, and their relationship lasted for four years (the move caused the separation).
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