In the office building where I worked, a rough gym was opened on two floors above. I learned this first because I saw the trainers dragging. I registered, even a month passed (for example – I did not tell my colleagues that I was going to the hall) Since the advertisement was just launched, in the hall, I was expected to do one I. And two sad coaches – because I was really alone. The coach were men specifically healthy and pumped, Schwartz is resting. I managed to make friends with them because they had no friends in the room. I told them who I am, where I work, what we sell. I left, I mean, a month, and, as I expected, scored a big screw for further training. But the coaches apparently got bored and they went looking for me around the building so they could have a company, even in the evening for a couple of hours.

I am sitting, working, knocking at the door. Our office was large, I was at the table in the corner, I was not visible from the door. Enter these two - in sports shorts and T-shirts - in the office space immediately became twice as small. Is Dmitry Takayotovich working here? All our managers are looking at me, trying to figure out why, where and how they are going to kill me. I wasn’t confused either – I looked so carefully over the angle and said:



Fuck the collectors, they found it.



I go to the center of the hall. I say to the men, wait behind the door, I’ll go out now. They go out. We are all in Aachen. Let’s say, call the police. No, I say, it’s such a frostbite, it can explode the office. I went, kiss everyone, don’t mention the trouble. He went out, went with them to the side, told them everything, stunned. Well, to consolidate the effect decided to finally touch my collective.



I go back to the office, and on the threshold loudly like this, towards the coaches:



No more questions? Or is someone incomprehensible? I can explain again, more explicitly.



- No, no, Dmitry, sorry, we all understood, sorry, we will not bother you anymore, we are away, you are a low tribute. There will be problems, call me.



For the rest of the day, I was praised several times by the bosses, two of our girls - an accountant invited me to coffee, a coworker - a colleague repayed the debt.