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 13.07.2016
One day my wife’s sister and daughter came to visit us. One morning she wakes up in a terrible mood and tells her that she dreamed a terrible dream in which her aunt gives her a crocodile and this crocodile bites her daughter's hand. And here, imagine, she walks all day and tells everyone about this dream, herself in despair, this mood is passed on to everyone around. And even if her aunt did not love her so much before this dream, then now, after she gave a crocodile in her dream, she does not want to hear about her. My daughter is afraid to walk. In other words, a nightmare.
Closer to the evening, I hear that he wants to find a dream on the Internet and read what this dream means. and Eureka! I run to the computer, go to the free online site builder and in 10 minutes I make a page "sleep". I throw there information about various animals - bulls, elephants, etc. From a real dream, and about the crocodile I write myself.
He wrote: “To see a crocodile in a dream is a rare and very successful phenomenon. If you dream that he bites you or your loved ones, then this is luck, money, luck. When a crocodile is given to you in a dream, the person who gives is a very kind and loving person.
I publish a website, send a link on Viber. I say, “Look what I found about the crocodile.”
Her reaction was, “This is my dream! The class!” In general, the day two she went happy, told everyone what a great dream she dreamed and how she loves her aunt.
Ufff, my wife immediately understood that it was my crafts, but didn’t give up.)
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