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 15.07.2016
I do not take my wife,
I will never abandon her.
She became bad with me.
I took it good.

Regarding marrying princesses or fighting friends, it is easier to say: a wife can be turned into a fairy tale, scared of the off microwave, you can turn into your boyfriend, with whom you can go on a journey and to football. It can be transformed into a stray horse.
Take care of women and treat them as excellent housewives and reliable companions of life. Gradually, they will behave like that.
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