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 16.12.2008
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I bought FIFA 09 and this is a football simulator. The game is great, I just fly! I play for Tottenham. And then one day, when I came from school, ate and sat down to play FIFU, my father looked into the room!! 1

And he is a fan of Tottenham, because there Pavlyutchenko began to play and shorter he now sick Tottenham and Spartacus. Well here! Next, the father says - that is, you watch football on the computer, who plays?!! to

I say, Dad, it is a game. He said, I know it’s a game. Who is playing? It falls closer.

Well I say it’s a computer game, you see? I take a pause. And there in the pause of the emblems of playing clubs well and Tottenham naturally. He (Father) is a Figase, the Spores play! On which channel? I play – Dad, it’s a computer game! Do you understand?

He cried and ran out of the room. We got back with beer and cakes!!! He says, “Get your game, I’ll watch!” I pulled a small table. The chair! And he sits watching, drinks beer and mocking football! Everything is like life!!! 1

At first, it hit me, and then my mom almost beat me with a belt, said that I was spinning the folder and the computer she would throw out, because he hangs on him every day and stopped communicating with her at all!!! 1

What can I do, help me! My father makes me play in FIFA, seven games in a row! I’m already in 2012 (well there’s time inside the game), and that’s not over! He doesn’t want to play, he wants to watch.by gamebaster.ru
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