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 19.07.2016
Magnolia: Serge, I want to tell you that your friends are fools, and you don’t need to introduce me to them anymore.
Moucho Macho: What Happened?
Magnolia: You’re naked, forgive me, and Lenka then left me with this Yarik?
Moucho Macho: Ah, what is that? Yrik is a harmless guy, he writes poetry in general. He hurt you, right?
Magnolia: He is insane, your Yarik. Have you ever heard his poems?
Moucho Macho: Anja, what happened?
Magnolia: You and Lenka were mixed up, so I stayed with that fool. Here we go through the park. Darkness, lights, the people of zero, he tells me some labyrinth, I politely chick. And then he sees a cat on the edge and, I swear, after a second with an expression declares: "The cane is crying on the fence / she has great sorrow / the wicked people of the poor cane / crushed the shaved letter "!!! to
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Magnolia: What are you cracking? I was almost born out of fear. It needs to be invented! Thro the way he accompanied me, I could not get rid of the thought that he would throw me in the bushes and scatter my shit with a shave!!! to
Magnolia: No such acquaintances, I’d better eat wine at home.
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