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 19.07.2016
From the life of just a multi-year-old mother.
I come home. On the edge, sorry, in the toilet, I notice a drop of mounting foam. I call the only a priori honest person: the 6-year-old Jaska.
My star, where did it come from?
"Oh, it was the boys who fought, a bottle of mounting foam fell on them, and it exploded. It was all in the penny! They washed it all.
I look around and see: everything is washed! But we are building a house, I know perfectly well that the washing of foam requires special means, time, skills...
I call the elders.
The question is, how did you wash it?
by Eliseo :
- Vanya said that if we do not wash it off, then the parents will come back and our heads will be cut off. Then we washed it all!
I wonder if I could patent this magic. You see - in the country and with football will be better, and with corruption, and roads will be better built.
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