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 19.07.2016
Since it’s fashion about toothbrushing, I’ll tell you.
I am doing repairs in a newly purchased apartment, calls an old acquaintance.
I'll be passing by you at night, nothing if I spend the night with you? Of course you ask.

I went to meet at night, and there in the courtyard, well, the hammer rolled in the hallway, and I caught him somehow. I am approaching the station and three some kind of muddy heroes spread over me. I got a hammer.

Here, like in the movie, the brakes of the Ments UAZIK. Everyone was packed.
Captain on the survey - well you give a guy. These three are in federal search and are now being transferred. What about the hammer?

The city is unfamiliar and I have taken it.
He takes this old hammer and there the iron part from the pen jumps.

Well, he says, would he move like that, and then kick off with a stick?
The end was good, in the same beetle, my friend and I were thrown back to the apartment.
And the hammer, take your hammer.
The real history can also name the address and the date if anyone doubts.
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