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 19.07.2016
Prehistory: He and she bought the apartment in half; she paid for the refrigerator on the bottom of her account.
The refrigerator is coming tomorrow. You need to either accept it, or I need to have your passport. It is said that if the name is the same, then, as a rule, the passport is not requested.
She: show them the first page of the contract with the developer and say, “We are more bound than marriage!”
She: "Why did you get married?" - "For ease of delivery."
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