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 21.07.2016
I bought a TV with voice recognition. He can speak with a female voice. Dad tested it. Their dialogue :
Films are online.
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
Films are online.
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
Daddy, I scream online!
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
You are stupid, B.
I hope you have heard me and you have not offended me.
He laughed with his dad.
In 10 years, in such situations, they will already electronically write statements for insults.
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