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 22.07.2016
It is aquarium:

I was drawn a few fish as if "in a gift", like a little, the aquas lasted. Among the crowd was a samurai. Ironically, it was a female. I found great common topics to communicate with my son. In the end, after half a year, the number of somics began to rise to the envy of prof. The factory. Naturally, I had to remove those cracks. Part of it was given, part left. No one is there, neither there nor there. Not long after I put it in the bank.

Ordinary, 3 l. sand, shelter-shelter, green beams, picturesque attached to shelters, some type of cave-type ceramics. Well there is water, replacement, lighting, food, and other things. I was really upset, but the relatives, looking at the 2x-3x one-off daily fire, whispered in horror: "and this is a "unpretentious" fish? I am so happy!"

Once decided to consult on the forum what he had with the tail (appeared to be a fungus). And then it started: why does it not have an aquarium of at least 20 liters? Why is there no aeration and filter? and idd. Simply put, the explanation that sometimes there is really no possibility to rebuild a palace for the fish, once passed by. The people stumbled, forgetting about the fungus, as if I had laid out to them a saw with the fragmentation of a living fish. At first he roasted for a long time, then shrugged his hand: "Well, you who have gone astray, what will you take from them?"

Fish are healthy, healthy and happy. He swims like an excavator. periodically delight him with ice sheets - he turned out to prefer the water cooler, 20 degrees.
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