When I was a student, I worked in the guard. We had the head of the security service Petrovich. As soon as the management decided to strengthen our service, we bought shockers. The shocker is similar to a bowl of 40 cm in length and very threateningly cracked and gave such an unshakable bow when pressing a button.

We had a central post there. A place to change clothes and eat. There were also monitors and the change took place there, and the flyer at the beginning of the change was there.

Morning: everyone changed clothes, change accepted, change handed over, tea or tea all things.

Petrovich comes in no hurry, and beats himself in the ass with a shocker and quietly like under his nose: "Well what a shit? Who is this scared? “Chinese shit.”

Does Petrovich not work?

Just to tick her...

Let me try!

- on...

The boy takes a shock and beats himself in the hand. It turns in place as in multiples. Shocked who happened? Petrovich gets a rubber plate from his back pocket: "Well, now we know that there is a lot of them, I couldn't let you go without knowing it works or not."