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 26.07.2016
by Tana33
The oldest son told him how he had disbanded the messengers the day before.
He writes to a friend in VK, with whom he has not communicated for a hundred years.
Borrow money urgently.
The son immediately asked for divorce and replied,
No problem, how much?
Thousands of two,
Give me the card number, I will translate.
he dropped, the son in response takes the left SMS from the bank about the transfer, copies, inserts the necessary data, the amount, and the balance on the account about 40 thousand and downloads him this SMS, type here translated, catch
Lohotron, seeing the balance on the account, - eyeyeye, can you still borrow?
Not a question! How much?
10 is urgent! I will transfer back tomorrow.
It is now! ) and again copies the SMS with the translation and throws it, wait says, the shakes will come!
Lohotron in a few minutes writes, - That's not the money then!!!! and (
No is? Strange, probably because you’re dumb.
The answer is, who is the smartest?

Definitely not a fool.
Source: http://bash.im
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