We lived in the city with two idiots for 15 years.

And half a year ago, a cruel fate put them before an unforgiving fact: Juliet's parents were taken to another city thousands of kilometers from here, and the unfortunate Romeo had to stay here.

Tears, shouts, screams, blackmail did not help - Juliet's parents remained relentless. Then Juliet began to persuade Romeo with her to drop from the roof of the nine-storey, so that the ugly parents realize what they are still shit!

It must be said that Romeo initially did not rush to commit suicide, but in a couple of days of convictions Juliet still eaten him remnants of the brain. He solemnly committed suicide. They got a bottle of champagne and blown it out right on the roof of the house, and then approached the edge of the abyss.

At that moment, Julia realized she didn’t want to die. Absolutely. Not a drop.

Romeo saw it as a betrayal. And he decided to throw Juliet down first (for guarantee), and then he will go after her with a goat. Juliet wept so that in a few minutes a crowd gathered near the house below, and a few guys from the walk rushed to the fire ladder to save the poor Juliet. They were late...

Juliet defeated Romeo with the shout “Sauwauka! ! to ! to ! to “He flew down.

Fate is favorable to idiots. Romeo fell on a tree, then into a bush, broke his arm and leg, injured his spine, but remained alive. Six months in a wheelchair. I saw him recently in his store. It’s cool, but generally the norm.

I don’t want to hear about Juliet anymore. This is how the great love ended.