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 29.07.2016
I decided to lead a healthy lifestyle. I will drive to work through the sockets on the big, on the turbine to pull up in the park, to squeeze out, to slip there all sorts of!



The first day we arrived at a beautifully equipped venue. I was able to stretch up 1 time, pull off 5, on the brushes 3. The people on the pitch stumbled on me in the open. He is fat and not sporty.



Day two - I found a small site on a distant path - a turnik, a bush, a bench. And the people of zero, I will not be embarrassed. I pulled up, broke up. Talking about progress is too early.



Day three - I reached the site of his unnoticed, and there a girl is sitting on the bench. The runner is resting. Whole, but cute - I stumbled on her - to be ashamed of 1 pulling even in front of one person is not hunting. I started doing a kind of hiccups. 10 minutes and it doesn’t go away.



I picked up my bicycle and went on. She is me:

Do not be ashamed. I saw you on Monday as you were embarrassed that nothing went well. I just had a hard time “running up” here. No more strength. And to crawl where these crawling Zohevs will jump, I am ashamed.



And I went on my one lifting.
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