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 30.07.2016
Yes, imagine, there are people who don’t drink soda/buy juices, don’t eat mayonnaise and cream, don’t eat pork, don’t drink milk in liters, don’t put sugar in tea and avoid white bread. And this is not a rarity there. This is almost any girl who does not want to turn into a fat cow with cellulite after a year or two.

...it is a girl who walks, elegantly tapping the swollen knees of the bones and curves from malnutrition of the scissors. Remember, I didn’t start this shit again.)
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