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 31.07.2016
I was saved by the ambulance. I’m sitting down, I’m being formed. The nurse is so depressed, there is no direct face. I feel like she’s compassionate: tired? Maybe two days at work?
She said, “Yes, and I’m not just here...
I see and really, then the thing passing by the nurses looking at her side hiccups.
And then the manager came in, began to speak to her, saying, where is it seen? They don’t even know the signs of pregnancy.
I wonder what was there? ;) I sit and listen.)
It turns out that I was brought to a woman with a sharp stomach. The woman was drinking well. She was examined by the same nurse, well, with a diagnosis of dysentery, sent to the chamber. There she gave birth :facepalm: crazy: This dysentery 37 weeks was...a boy! But the most shocked was Mommy herself... she didn't suspect... to see no dry at all, so what??? She was then taken with her child to the nursery.
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