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 01.08.2016
Since when have girls been working with energy expenses like loadsmen? If, of course, she is not a fitness/dance coach or prof. The athlete.

From personal experience
Adhesives in a helicopter factory - women have worked and worked for centuries. According to official duties, they wear pots with glues. These are the foods that are cooked in the dining room.
When I was a student, I decided to work in a supermarket office in the book department. In addition to the beautiful layout of the hall there is another job - in the warehouse you need to unload boxes with textbooks. Or so - in one of the 10 boxes there are 3 atlases, in which it is not known exactly, the boxes stand in 3 rows.
The sociologist. 1 questionnaire weighs little, but the mass of a particular study is 600-3000 sheets, which need to be brought from the printing, brought to the survey, taken away, processed. If you are on a trip, then + laptop + personal items. Every day a new survey item and so for 2 weeks.
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