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 04.08.2016
This can only happen to me. I woke up somehow not very well, I slept. So I decided to take the bus so I’t be late to work. I go, kimara, I don’t touch anyone. I get to the stop, I go out and there a woman’s voice screams at me. I turn around and see that the voice belongs to a beautiful girl, and I see her for the first time. She approached me, approached my ear and whispered:
Stick the width.
The Noop! >///<
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