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 05.08.2016
My boyfriend is one year older, studied at the same school, dating began closer to the end. When his last call approached, the guy decided to introduce me to relatives at this very celebration. How unknown. and carefully.

Having expressed sincere joy and impatience, I began to think convulsively about the appearance, replicas, appropriate compliments. At first, she wanted to dress "beautifully", color and establish herself as an acceptable option, at least from the point of view of genetics. But so I could not be considered a sufficiently acceptable option from the point of view of the moral foundations and the riches of the inner world. At the end of the day, I looked like a puritan priest’t be fooled.

Here they stand. He himself, his parents and his aunt. Somewhere there is a declared aunt daughter-semi-grade. I tactically approach the barrel and begin to actively engage the conversation. Everything is going well, when getting acquainted with me show joyful, ask about successes in studies and further plans. A little distant, but generally normal.

Aunt's daughter fits with the same seven-class friend. As if breathing out with relief, the boy’s parents say to me:

- But the girls are back, go for a walk with them, or how much you miss with adults here.

And now a guy:

Is your girlfriend coming soon?
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