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 05.08.2016
Reading the post about Zohye saw the opinion that many people go to the steep fitness clubs "to eat" and remembered their story.

Last winter he went to the Baptism to dive into the pit and called the neighbor for every chance (suddenly the heart will catch). I get out, I get out, I get out. The neighbor (she is not married) looked up and said: "I thought of men in cocktails and nightclubs to look for, but we need to come to the doorstep. The figure is immediately visible, the ring is not removed, and... what males!!! “Well, I’m wearing glasses!” At that time, the men were hiding without cowards:)))
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