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 06.08.2016
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Aim@Me: we come home with the guys in the evening after the morning exam... suddenly all of this was very sleepy... rushed to the nearby park.. stood in front of one tree and calmly do our dark business... and here the light of the lamp and the MENTS... kind of WHAT YOU DO HERE (time the beginning of the first)... we are... EEE... "HUYAMI MEET"
Ments were crying

A long time ago (a year so in 2008) my friend and I decided to rest after a working week. I took 0.5 vodka, 2 sausages and a baton. We decided to spend this time in the fresh air, so we sat in the yard at the table. About an hour later we had 100 grams of vodka and 2/3 of the bottle. It was already 10 o’clock in the evening. And at some point, the roots notice people approaching us in shape. Well, without thinking for a long time, he throws the bottle into the bushes (the men themselves saw it), and when they approached and asked what we are doing here, the friend found nothing more appropriate to say than:
We are here to eat bread!!and "
They cried and me, and me.
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