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 06.08.2016
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Ugh, it reminds me of a shaved scrotum. Therefore, usually sphincts are not liked by men (those who do not tend to touch other people's trumps), but they are popular among single aunts.

This is the "expert" Sphinx on the touch is much warmer than the above-mentioned scrotum. The body temperature is higher, and using this logic, women warm their hands on the sphincters, as they are more likely to be cold.

An old joke: women at work talked about husbands, the conversation turned to the temperature of eggs. One says "in my warm", the other too. Third " and I don’t know". The next day he comes with a finch. She asked her husband why other men have warm eggs and he has cold eggs.
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