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 06.08.2016
Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
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You are bombarded, you are sick. Here is the answer to such a hypothetical situation. Once a year your wife disappears for two weeks - carefully on vacation. Returns whole, but with small bleaches. He didn’t say under any sauce. No questions will arise directly?
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