The Jealous:

With the girl in bed all quietly.
The lady of the heart quietly squeezes me in the neck, and then says, "If you lick the neck of the unicorn, then
This will be my favorite taste."
The moral of this fairy tale is this: am I a horn or a unicorn?

This is a phrase from the Disney animated series "Gravity Falls". A twelve-year-old girl said, calm down.