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 09.08.2016
Man is known everywhere.

The prisoner escapes from the prison where he spent the last 15 years. He runs along the road and suddenly notices a house on the shovel. He breaks into it and finds a young family couple in the bedroom. He catches his husband, binds him to a chair, binds his wife to the bed, climbs on her, kisses her in the neck and goes to the bathroom.
While he is not there, the husband says to his wife:
– Listen, this footage escaped a criminal, he probably spent a lot of time in prison. I have not seen a woman for years. I saw him kissing you in the neck. If he wants cecca, do not resist, just do what he tells you, bring him pleasure. This guy is dangerous, if he gets angry, he can kill us. Be strong, my dear.
I love you.
The wife says:
He didn’t kiss my neck. He whispered to my ear that during his years in prison he liked boys more and that you were very sectarian. He asked me where we kept the vaseline. I said in the bathroom. So be a strong path. I love you.
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