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 10.08.2016
Prepods are hated not because they try to give knowledge, but because of their inherent often fuckingness. There have been many teachers in my life. Suitable for units. Among them are those who, in fact, can normally give knowledge - one or two.
The diffuser and the TFC barricades the door with two tables each pair. The screenshot can only be taken after a call.
Others provide material on their own scientific works. At the first exam on his subjects many cut, getting to other teachers.
The third stated that "five" can only bet on an equal to himself. Do you want "four"? Survey throughout the course without tickets and preparation. One mistake is three. Another one for transfer.
No one else appeared at the institute. He gave lectures to the elderly. As you want, understand it.
He threw a coin if he had to think about the assessment for more than two seconds.
According to Thermeh, one of the lecturers at the exam said that all the other teachers are fools, and students are not humans at all if they are believed.
of programming. Lectures – if, for, int and so on. Lab - to write a sorting with a hash table.
The economy. In capitalism it works somehow, but it’s shit. In Communism...
of culture. All is lying. There was a unified pra-nation of the Proto-Slavs and from them went everything, from the wheel to the Internet.
The crowds of them. This is a sample of Moscow universities. But after a while, you stop hating them. You start to regret them. Only a very unhappy person can be so.
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