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 11.08.2016
Benefits of living in which you never rush:

1st Measured and in strict compliance with the PDD you drive a heavy and strong car.
2nd When trying another driver "study" you for inattentiveness do not avoid dtp and crash.
Three Waiting for the DPS. On the agreements "I hurry" and "I agree" you do not act. Upon arrival of the dress you prove the fault of the teacher with the help of registrars, the damage is calculated from the dealer.
4 is With the received money you repair in a known 100
5 is ? to
6 is The Profit!
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