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 11.08.2016

xxx: I have now received puzzles from the management for what (I quote literally) "you have the wrong facial expression for the job".
I’m sitting here, I think... does the shaking eye fit into the corporate concept. Or wear dark glasses. I don’t know how right)

WOW: It’s right to get in the eye for such claims. Do they need to go, or do they need to go?

XHH: In our case, as in the rules of the arbitration of horse sports - the referee can reduce the points to the rider. I think the horse is sad.

Forget with your feet!

I often have a dream: in a room around the circle, my numerous leaders are sitting, I stand in the center, and loudly send each one a nahuy, slowly turning around my axis.
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