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 24.12.2008
What happens if you throw a shoe at the head of the country?



Bush: He turns around and then says, “The shoe was the tenth size!”

The shoe is removed by the guard and the arm is broken.



Putin: He catches shoes on the flight, throws back and hits the aggressor between

the eye. Then the guard takes him away, and nothing else is known about him.



Medvedev: It bends, so the shoe flies over him, says: "no

Everyone has the right to express his or her opinion." Hooligans

He is discharged from work the next day.



Obama: Unable to remove the shoe hooligan is caught by the guards and carried out to

hands from the room. Everyone is sure that the man just got bad.



Hu Jintao (President of the People’s Republic of China): At the entrance of a shoe wearer into the building

The security guard’s regular telepath notices suspicious mental activity.

The security guard delays everyone in a radius of 10m until the circumstances are clarified.



Yushchenko: gets the shoe straight into the face, after which accuses the throwing

The shoe is that he is a ‘Crimean agent’ and wants to undermine independence.

of Ukraine" Supporters of Tymoshenko rush and start to scandate

The anti-Yushchenko slogans



Saakashvili: Seeing the shoe flying into him, hiding under the table and from there

Notify all attendees about the termination of the event "in view of

An unexpected change of situation" The guard pushes everyone out of the room.



Lukashenko: He turns away from his shoe. Police take the opposition in the hands.

He leads to the President. Lukashenko asks "what are you dissatisfied with?",

He hears the answer and begins to tell him how much he has done for him.

improving the lives of the people and the prosperity of Belarus. The shameful

The opposition is guarded.



Nazarbayev: Turns away from the shoe, runs to the rebel and personally

He beat him with the help of a guard.



Pratibha Patil (Woman, President of India): Lovit cautiously abandoned

He pulls his shoe on the flight, presses it to his chest, and begins to sing and dance.

The guard conducts a chord around the throwing shoe, which also sings and

He dances.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0812/j081222;1.html
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