My friend is a biologist and a very intelligent person. Because of all kinds of animals and specific substances that he regularly collects in the woods, his house has broken out with cockroaches. So, recently I heard in his performance very original phrases:

"In my mouth the church"
"I controlled your number" ("I prepared your mandibula")
"Your feet in the shoe area"
"Hitinous prostitute" (relates to pregnant females)
"Who are you lining on"
"Splitters" (relates to the accumulation of small cockroaches)