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 16.08.2016
I asked at the restaurant not to add olive oil to my salad, which is included in the recipe from the menu.
I have a salad with mayonnaise. I ask the waitress:
Why is mayonnaise in my salad?
- You asked not to add butter, and the salad needs to be lubricated with something, I handed the cook about mayonnaise.
I didn’t even find anything to object to this iron logic.
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