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 16.08.2016
I remembered a funny case from my childhood. I was 13 years old (or 11-12 I don’t remember already). My parents sent me to the sanatorium and I was very pleased. A few words about the sanatorium. The pine pine, a large territory, a little healing procedures in the morning and all the rest of the time you are provided for yourself. In fact, at the procedures I met the girl (let’s call her Tanya), well, as I met, I looked at her, embarrassed to approach. She also looked at me with an interest. Days went by and it was Friday, and on Friday the disco and every 5 songs played slowly! I had to invite her. It was said, done. And now we are dancing. Dancing, of course, is strongly said, throwing up I would have expressed myself more accurately. But fact is fact. Tactile contact is present, which I am very pleased with. The song ended and everyone ran away. I went to drink water until the next cup.

I go back in and hear a topic from Titanic. I find Tanya in the crowd, I walk to her with confidence, take her by the hand and lead her to dance. What I say to her, she answers something unclear. I embrace her stronger, behave more relaxed, overall everything is fine. The song ends all apart. And already in the hallway suddenly comes to me a girl (as it later turned out Lena - Tani's best friend) and starts to openly chase me: why did you dance with Yulia? They and Tanya hate each other, as you could well and so on.

What lessons I learned from the situation:

1st If you have vision -2 on both eyes, then you should not be ashamed to wear glasses.

2nd When communicating with girls, you need to be confident in yourself.
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