One of my friends works in a law firm class "paid advice". They had a corporation. And you have to say two things about a friend: 1) He is scheduled to get married, and so far they and the loved one live together. 2) He does not hold alcohol, and he is drawn to the adventures of grandmothers, although to the adventures he does not live - falls asleep in the process.
The first action before the drunk: the bride joked and drafted article 209 over his member (this is about private property, but I can confuse - I am not a lawyer) to warn the competitor that the man is busy.
Action 2: The next morning. Around his eyes, the guy discovered that the bride was evil, like a manule. It turns out, after shaving, she found that his penis was sealed along with the eggs, fortunately not stretched. And around her inscriptions were written six of his fellow servants, confirming the inviolability of "property"