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 18.08.2016
"Imagine she has five screws in her left ear, five in her right ear, a screw in her ear, a nail in her left nose, rings in her upper lip and right eyebrows. Daddy on the whole forearm - the vein can only be found on the spot.
Sitting this wondrously strange in front of me in the procedure cabinet, and with eyes full of horror trembling, looking at the syringe in my hands.
What is? I ask.
I am afraid of injections. Is it not hurt?
by BL@! She and her tongue are still perforated - some kind of microwave shines on the tip.
I look at her and think, “What do I, a regular anesthesiologist with twenty years of experience, know about pain?”

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