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 18.08.2016
xxx: and now the irregular section "idiot recipes"
Throw pasta in boiling water.
- understand that the pasta is not enough, and you want to eat. Throw the same rice.
When everything is ready, think about sausages. Throw the same sauce.
Find out that there is no water in the pot. Add from under the crane and bring back to boiling.
How good that there is hunger, fatigue and mayonnaise in the world that will allow me to overcome this shit.

I need your grandma.

Do you think she will eat it?
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