From the forum:
My three-year-old daughter asked me how I came up. I told her that I came to the pharmacy, selected the best girl from the catalogue, I was given a pill, and then you came out of my stomach.
He comes from the garden, crying. She says I cheated her. Sereza (a boy from the group) said I came from Pisa. I proudly demonstrated her a scarring from Caesarean and said - it was Sereza from the scratch appeared, and you from the stomach.
The next day Seresh cried over the injustice of this world.