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 19.08.2016
I needed a job and I learned from a friend about a job in a company. My friend says, go out, talk. I gave my phone number, I called and I was told when to come. They talked and said they would call back. I went out of the territory (15 meters left) as the guard runs out with a scream: "Stop, I am!" He runs after me. I assessed the situation (I was caught up to be under 2 meters tall and weighing about 90 kg, and I was low) and let’s run around him. He caught me up and took me back. As it turned out, this new guy on the second day of the internship and when I went outside the territory, he called the mayor. The director asked if I went out, and he said, “Yes.” And then the director shouted to him, “Why did you let him go? Who allowed it?” I didn’t have time to say it was a joke as he rushed to me. by Sam Zam. I thought he would go to me and ask me to stay, and then say that I was taken to work, but he didn’t expect him to just throw me on my shoulder and bring me back.

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