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 25.12.2008
I was travelling in Moscow. 4 hours to the plane. I sit in a cafe and read the newspaper. A cute blonde fits, sits next to her and unresolutely starts dating. We talked innocently for about an hour.
She - And I believe in the relocation of the shower. I was a cat in my past life. Because I love cats, according to the sign of the zodiac I am a Lion, and I like to walk on chickens around the apartment
I am... a rabbit.
She – Why?
I already have three children and my wife wants two more.
She is just a shit and go with your wife to the farm!! to
In anger, he runs away from the cafe.
I can't read the newspaper anymore 8)
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