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 23.08.2016
I saw the performance of a half-world lady. As it turned out, her husband was a ugly man and a puppy, although he hid it for five years. When she understood what he really was, she filed for divorce, and then her faithful revealed himself in all his beauty. At first, he gave her only two hundred meters in the penthouse, and left a country house and another apartment for himself. In the second, he assigned an unhappy mother of two children miserable alimony of 10,000 euros a month, although she asked for thirty. True his child is only one, and the first she gave birth before acquaintance with her husband and told about him only a year after the wedding, when she already gave birth to the firstborn in this marriage, but this is not all counted... The father of the first child of the victim of male chauvinism, was a muscular and non-distant beauty who, having learned about the pregnancy, just sent her far, saying that the child was her problem, and then turned into a wealthy bridegroom...

I am here by some incomprehensible association, remembered a series of stories about the unfortunate fate of shy young men, called in the world "botanists". These are in principle good guys, good, not evil, sometimes even smart in the sciences, but absolutely not prepared for life, where there is cruelty, hatred and mother-in-law wickedness, capable of simply insulting a person. Especially not lucky with women. They are usually very shy with them and excessively worship them. And after all, little that the chosen women of their timid hearts simply did not notice their glimpseful exalters, they used them quite shamelessly. Thus e. Having experienced a tumultuous romance with a cute macho, as well as the heroine of the first paragraph, and having remained with the child after that, they remembered the glimpse and rushed to him offering a legitimate marriage and eternal love. And as a result, they did everything they could to turn the life of the unhappy husband into hell, revenge him for his own unsuccessful life and his own misfortune.

I knew one talented candidate of science who married in this way and in this situation, and who went from work to the bathroom every day because he didn’t want to go home.

And the nephew of one of my school friends, caught by a predator, one to one as a lady from this story, indeed was 6 years older than Mishka, but as it turned out later the child was, but one. According to him, the ideal of his elected woman was Princess Volkonskaya, and if he was a Decembrist, she would have followed him in prison. In confirmation of this he proudly stated that Nadine agreed for him to leave his homeland and family and go with him on a trip to Paris for three years (Misha graduated from MGIMO). In short, it was in this statement that she burned. As a hectic summer day, they whirled with Mishka in a street bistro near the cafe Metelitz and here directly on the sidewalk to the bistro went two black "Volga", blocked the doors, to the table of the lovers came the boys in gray costumes, whirled red crusts, clicked handcuffs and Misha was arrested as a member of the dissident group. When his bride was asked if she was with him, the girl assured comrades from the Organ that she just accidentally sat at this table to wait for a girlfriend, and this man she sees for the first time in her life. In short, when the handcuffs were removed from Mishka in the car and his uncle asked him whether the bridegroom still believes in his bride's "Wolkonskost", the answer was ambiguous and even rude for the "botanic".

No, we men, of course, are all sworn in, but marriage and bond by calculation, it is more a female prerogative. And it is not necessary to talk about the insidious macho and seducers, they are, of course, and there is a certain percentage of young fools falling into their network, but it is inappropriate for women over 30 to complain about seducers, a woman who has reached this age, by nature, is much wiser than any man and will notice any falsehood in relationships. If he does not notice, he does not want to notice.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1608/o160822.html#3
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