When the wife went to her girlfriend for the fifth time in a week, the husband immediately called a taxi and asked to follow her quietly. Eventually, a taxi stopped in front of the public house. Angry, he said to the taxi driver, “Do you want to earn a hundred dollars? Come in and pull that shit here!” After a while, the taxi driver returns, throws a whispering and resistant grandmother into the car and screams, "Hold her!" “But this is not my wife!” The man objected. “I know. This is mine. Now I am yours.”