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 24.08.2016
I got the license, bought a car, driving for two weeks. I go on the Old Square (Moscow) turn to Moroseika. The traffic scheme has recently been changed and a separate light for public transport has been installed. In general, I went for the trolleybus and went on the red. The DPS stops immediately.



Are you breaking?

to stumble. not right.

Are there unpaid fines?

Look at the date of issue. Not yet had time.

So, am I your first hoodie?

Well yes.

- So that you don't think that all the haishniks are goats, this time we'll do a warning.



Since then, there has been only a pleasant communication with the Haishnikovs. Maybe is lucky.
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