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 25.08.2016
I had a classmate, not the tallest and the thickest in the class. All the years I’ve known her, she’s always said she’s losing weight. The classmate decided to help her with motivation and proposed a dispute: 3 months remained before graduation and, if she does not lose weight by this time to 60kg, then he himself will break her skin right at graduation. She agreed, all witnessed, shrugged hands. The next day she came, laughed, said, told her father about this dispute, and he said:

My daughter will not only be fat, but also thin.
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