A funny story happened to a friend of mine.

Near his home was a pharmacy, where he constantly had to go on instructions from his mother. Since his memory is like a goldfish, but for 5 minutes, he was constantly given a paper with a list of necessary purchases. I don’t know, for the sake of a sting or according to what evil plan, when he came to this pharmacy, he quietly gave the paper to the pharmacist and looked closely at it. The pharmacist probably by inexperience took him for silent, which my friend used. This circus lasted for one and a half years.

And one day, by the will of fate, the guy remains at home alone with his newly born girlfriend, with whom they actually have a very close relationship. But at the most picky moment it turned out that there was no rubber. While the girl is hot and wants a sequel, our hero is not a bag, quickly clothes and runs to the pharmacy to his "known" pharmacist. Is it necessary to say that there was no time for writing all kinds of papers, and he just burned out:

Give me a pack of condoms.

If anyone has heard the expression "eye for five rubles", then this was the case! and :)