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 25.08.2016
ios: The update has jumped, it’s mega-hard and it’s all work. to establish?
USR: I do not want.
Can I install it at night?
USR is no.
Do you want to install an update right now?
USR is no. No need at night either.
ios: What about the update?
USR: You will not be left behind from the living. Now put it.
Fuck to you. Your battery is discharged.
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